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| NCD1 GrimReefer |
 Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:18 pm Post subject: FM.Net fail of the day. |
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Ok this will be a place to post up the most fail posts on fm.net , please enjoy this gem.....
Gamertag - AutobahnBurner
"A friend of mine is buying an LS3 engine from a wrecked G8 GXP for $750. He has a Grand AM GT and wants to put the new engine in it. Does anybody know if this will work? Is a 415 hp V8 too much for a FWD car?"
http://forums.forzamotorsport.net/forums/3546233/ShowThread.aspx#3546233
Grim Says - Holy Sh*t , this post makes me want to kill myself. I mean I could assault this from so many points of view but I am at a loss for words.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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Another gem....
Gamertag - Ichigo80
"I was discussing this with my friends tonight and we thought it would pretty awesome if the Batmobiles were put into Forza 3 as downloadable content. We'd love to see the:
* '66 Batmobile
* '89 Tim Burton Batmobie
* Dark Knight Tumbler"
http://forums.forzamotorsport.net/forums/thread/3521065.aspx
Grim says - Really? Don't you thing the machine gun would be a bit of an advantage?
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| NCD1 GrimReefer |
| Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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NCD1 GrimReefer:
What a complete face palm. You guys really dropped the ball on not flaming this dude.
Gfoke:
you are a facepalm for coming into this thread. A gaGT would be awesome RWD. they look awesome, and they just need rwd to be cool.
just because you cant comprehend in your little head what needs to be done to make it work, doesn't mean you need to come in here and whine about it.
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| DIS Pointguard |
| Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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lmao
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| DIS OldManTiger |
| Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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Lol, fail is strong with that dude.
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| NCD1 GrimReefer |
| Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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For one I am sure it wouldn't fit. For two a grand am does not look sweet. lol
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Mr. Make it Rain on them Hoes
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I drive a Grand Am and it does not look "sweet". lmao
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| Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Mmmm Delicious failure.....
Gamertag - L00fah
"Hey there! I'm considering doing an engine swap and(Maybe) transmission swap for my 1998 Ford Contour SE, and I figured I'd ask the Forza community for some guidance!
Presently, I have a 4cyl. engine (standard with my Contour, not sure of all the info) and 5-speed(I think) automatic transmission.
The engine is fairly old (12 years) and I really wanna supe up my baby. I'm lookin' for a nice combo of acceleration, handling, and, if possible, fuel efficiency (21mpg highway isn't too great). I was considering switching to a diesel/biodiesel engine to appeal to my "green" side, but don't know if it'd be possible with my car."
http://forums.forzamotorsport.net/forums/thread/3578602.aspx
Grim Says - Wow where to start? Lets break this down.
1.Ford Contour = one of the worst cars EVER
2.Looking for better handling out of your motor and trans swap? Why not.
3.I don't want to see your "green side" but I wonder if it is anywhere near your idiotic side.
4. The forza community is the perfect place to get worthwhile information on real world car issues.
5. I am going to change the motor and MAYBE the trans , you know if I am feeling saucy.
6. If your baby is a contour you should hate your life and abort that baby.
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and this is why I never tread the waters of fm.net.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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He continues in a future post.....
Gamertag - L00fah
"Oh don't get me wrong, I will eventually be purchasing a new car. But I won't be trading in, or selling, my contour. It won't be worth it. So I'm making it a project over the next few years to improve my car.
It isn't a waste if I achieve my goals. I'm not trying to "save money on gas" or anything of the likes. Just want my Contour to be a better car.
If I can badassify my Contour, then it was worth it.
Plus, over the next few years, I plan to do some custom body and interior work on it, to match the guts I drop in it.
An average engine+transmission swap will run to about 5 grand... That isn't nearly comparable to a whole car."
Grim says -
1. Keeping a contour running for a few years will be its own project
2. You want to improve your car? How about start by driving it into a tree.
3. It is a waste , your goals are a waste , your life....you guessed it , a waste.
4.You want your contour to be a better car? If it were it would be a taurus.
5. "Badassify" a contour? That statement requires no comment.
6. Yeah you are right man , putting 5k into a car worth $200 is sensible.
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"In my opinion not judging gap in a tandem battle is like how they use smaller balls and a closer 3 point line in the WNBA. So in conclusion , if you don't judge gap you have small balls....Just like the WNBA."
Not the fail of the day, but it made me laugh so hard!
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I lolled at that sh*t too. 
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| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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Glad you guys caught that one 
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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This isn't a particular statement, but the recent sh*t on FM.net where people are wanting to be judged by "FMDA - Gap" is hilariously ignorant, and is definitely an FM.net fail of the day.
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| NCD1 GrimReefer |
| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah its pretty silly. I like a 50 roll , that eliminates the issue of slower car/faster car.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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Greetings again gents, I bring you yet another fm.net fail of the day. Enjoy!
Gamertag - dank2k9
"welcome to the fast and the furious cruise
specifications
the car must have been in any of the movies. it must be a replica(paint job ect). when does it start? just after 10.00pm (gmt)on 16th febuary 2010.
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dank2k9--brians eclipse
v.icooooooke--briains subaru
wild child 7--lettys nissan 240
sang hee live--please confirm what car you are using.
irl murf--leons skyline r33
truekiller 16--please confirm what car you are using.
brainbloke--orange bmw
briddgy--bora(because there is no jetta on the game"
Grim says - You guys know I don't even need to say anything here.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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I lol'd at the F&F meet.  |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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The drawing of the car was epic, lol.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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No kidding dude! In the original thread some dude posted the funniest thing.
"Good news they got a better picture of the driver, here he is... do you know this fella"
Followed by a picture of Mr Messy from the "Mr books" I lol'd so hard.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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Yet another F&F meet lol...
Gamertag - TrueKiller16
"Me and one of my friends are going to be hosting a fast and the furious cruise and mabye drifting and drag racing and street racing depending on what everyone wants to do. We will be hosting this tomarrow night at 7 pm (pacific time). All we ask as there is not hitting and S class cars and under and you have a replica of a FnF car."
http://forums.forzamotorsport.net/forums/thread/3636788.aspx
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| Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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**** MOD EDIT: Post edited due to several reasons.....
I also like to abuse my powers.....  ****
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After a bit of time away I return with yet another fail for your reading enjoyment....
gamertag - OR3GONIZ3D
Since there is games such as King of the Hill and Limbo, I am going out on a limb here to try and introduce a new type of drift game. It's POKEMON!
I saw someone post a picture of their Lotus Elan Sprint painted like a Pokeball and came up with an idea. Now this would work best if you had a Pokemon themed car. For example: Pikachu, Squirtle, Charmander, Bulbasaur and of course the Pokeball.
The game would be played like this. The Pokemon(Pikachu, Squirtle, etc.) would be the lead car with the Pokeball following. The goal is for the Pokeball car to overtake the Pokemon car on a corner. Once a car is overtaken(captured) it is sent to the sidelines until all Pokemon have been caught. If a Pokemon is not captured on it's run, the next Pokemon will come up and try to avoid being captured as well.
This game could take a long time to finish so be sure to pack a lunch. Let me know what you think.
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I literally just finished reading that thread 2 minutes ago and couldn't help but laugh. I just marvel at the level of moronism that abounds.
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